Kids are the future of our species and they will care for us in our old age. And although we'll love them unconditionally, they are terrorizing EVERYTHING.
They take home decoration into their own hands.crazyforadeal.com
They don't like holidays.reasonsmysoniscrying.com
They cry for the strangest reasons. "I told him he could not take his unwrapped tampon out to run errands."Jenn G. / Reasonsmysoniscrying.com
Kids will destroy your clean couches.imgur.com
Actually, there are worse things they can do to the couch.club.news.sina.com.cn
They're impossible to potty train.Michelle / Reasonsmysoniscrying.com
They don't understand the concept of "sharing".
They ruin precious moments.pjensi.files.wordpress.com
They make it impossible to own nice things.fails.ch
They're useless when you need help.imgur.com
And you have to rescue them from themselves.
They think everything is their toy.parenting.com
They don't know how to play by the rules.
Their presents are rarely used for the intended purpose.
Every room they enter becomes a diaster zone.donkboard.tumblr.com
Their diapers do not stay on.imgur.comSo much poop.
They'll torment their own siblings.
And they don't want to share the love.reddit.com
They try to be their own hairdresser.themetapicture.com
They will turn on each other. Fast.abunda.ru
And they will do it with a smile on their face.plus.google.com
Taking them out in public usually ends embarrassment.imgur.com
Your bathroom won't be safe.community.babycenter.com
Your kitchen won't be safe.youtube.com
Your electronics won't be safe.
Even poor grandma won't be safe.yeahimfromtoledo.tumblr.com
Leaving the room for 2 minutes can result in scenes like this.
You will never, ever, be alone in your own home again.parenting.comAt least this child was smart enough to come with peace offerings.
and you won't get a decent night's sleep for 18 years.cannonsmith.blogspot.com
But at least they're honest...jest.com
But in the end - kids are worth it because they make us better people.cavemancircus.com
Kids will totally destroy the life you once knew...and turn it into something much better than you imagined.
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