3. The "Puberty Doll"

Allows kids to witness the transformation into puberty. Might be education, but definitely not for toddlers.

4. This pole dancing toddler

5. An actual stripper pole...with instructional DVD

7. "The Flash"

13.This evil narwhal that impales adorable animals


15. Triple X-Men

16. This robot with a huge pocket rocket


17. Winnie the Pooh with a raging hard on

And now for some genuinely scary toys.

20. This mouse / child / creature / thing


25. Finally, E.T.'s probing finger

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